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Your "What is this? I don't even..." Metal Video of the Day!

by Terry Stevens

PHOTO CREDIT:  YouTube.

The above photo is the least WTF-y thing about this video.

The rest?

Hoo boy.


Let's run down the list of lulz in this vid, shall we?

One man band?  Check.

F.I.L. tattoos?  Check.  (BTW kids, F.I.L. stands for "Future Income Limiter".  Careful where you ink.)

By the numbers metalcore?  Check.

Tromping through the woods?  Check.

Burying garbage in a trench in said woods?  Check.  (What would Woodsy say?)

Playing drums with fireworks?  Check.

At least the guitar got to experience the sweet release of death.

PHOTO CREDIT:  YouTube.

"A+" for effort though.  Hell, the way music's going these days, this guy could end up being the next big thing.

*In addition to feeling FAR less embarrassed about the terrible music he made as a teenager now, "Scary" Terry Stevens is a radio host for Midwest Communications. You can Book Face with him here .