The gang of miscreants over at Metal Sucks posted a link to the new single from Brett Michaels of Poison fame.

Here's the cover art:

3 things.

Thing 1:  This mess was posted on MySpace.  If there's anything more dated and anacrhonistic than hair metal it's freaking MySpace.

Thing 2:  This isn't a hair metal song.

Thing 3:  It's something far far shiattier.

CLICK HERE TO LISTEN, then come back for more wise-ass commen-Terry.

I know what you're thinking.  "No way is that legit."

I thought the same thing.

Then I saw that you could buy it on Amazon.

I'm just shocked that Brett Michaels could create something that I hate more than Poison.

Be Cool,

TS