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Now a Movie about Snow Sharks?

by Storm Avery

What is going on with all of these weird shark movies?

One of the dumbest is "Sharknado."  A movie about sharks being flung at people by a tornado. (I can't believe I just typed that sentence.)


The newest shark movie is called "Avalanche Sharks."  Yes, this film gem is about sharks who swim in the snow and kill a bunch of co-eds in bikinis.

Check out the brilliant trailer...


But those aren't the only stupid shark movies.  

Here's a list of awful shark movies...

2-Headed Shark Attack

Jersey Shore Shark Attack

Shark in Venice

Attack of the Jurassic Shark

Sharktopus

Sand Sharks

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Swamp Shark

Shark Night 3D

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

Dinoshark

(Honestly, I could do this all day