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Your Nipple Can Unlock the New iPhone

by Storm Avery

The new iPhone is meant to be unlocked by your fingerprint with the new biometric scanner.  However, you can use other things to unlock the iPhone like your nipple, your toe, and even your cat.

Here's proof that you can use your nipple.


You can even use your cat's pawprint.


And that is why I will always have an Android phone.  ha ha