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Marilyn Manson Tells Not-So-Spooky Halloween Stories in New "Funny or Die" Video

Image courtesy of Cooking Vinyl (via ABC News Radio)
Image courtesy of Cooking Vinyl (via ABC News Radio)

Marilyn Manson proves that he’s not the greatest Halloween storyteller in a hilarious new "Funny or Die" video. Titled “ Are These Tales Spooky to You? ,” the 23-minute clip -- which is definitely not safe for viewing at work -- features the singer telling five scary stories so he can join the Inner Circle of the Scary Storytellers Crew, a group a kids who are obsessed with frightening tales.

Manson’s first story is about a group of people who have to deal with the delicate issue of how to dispose of a horde of Jewish zombies, while his second tale profiles a family that makes friends with a pair of ghosts that are haunting their house. The singer then tells a story about a woman who is attempting to give makeup lessons despite her being possessed by an angry demon, and continues with a tale about a man who is forced to realize he’s really a trumpet pretending to be human. Manson finishes things off with a yarn about three high-school boys in a locker room who are being haunted by a demon from hell.

In the end, the singer’s stories don’t seem to impress the kids, so they wind up killing Manson and bonding over a meal of hot dogs.

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