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Damsel & Saint Suicide

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Damsel Suicide

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/damsel

AGE: 24 (Feb 21, 1988)

LOCATION: Ohio, USA

HOMETOWN: Eau Claire, WI

MY WISHLIST

MY FACEBOOK

MY TWITTER

OCCUPATION: petite little rapper with a super dope flow. cannabis activist. cheesehead. bad ass booty shaker. professional pin-up seductress.

CURRENT CRUSH: Jax Teller, Nancy Botwin, and Saul Silver.

STATS: short and petite with curves that won't quit...

BODY MODS: heavily tattooed with a head full of luscious locks...

HEROES: Chelsea Handler and Pamela Lillian Isley

GETS ME HOT: bite me, spank me, pull my hair...

FAVORITE POSITION: doggy style

FANTASY: to fall in love and make art forever...

SIGN: Pisces

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: being put in immigration prison and deported from Scotland...

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: a really long time ago...

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

MY PIGEONHOLES:HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Tattooed, Designwank, Burner, Retro, Piercing, Hippy, Hipster, Fetish

INTO: musicians, artists, dirty talk, good baby makin music, post-sex cuddling, 5:00 shadow, chicks with dreads, reading tarot cards, guys with strong arms, nipple rings...

NOT INTO: butch chicks, spiky hair, cut off t-shirts, jocks, high maintenance barbie doll bitches, preppy boys, dudes who chew tobacco...

MAKES ME HAPPY: puggle snuggles. mooses. mustaches. mary jane. the green bay packers.

MAKES ME SAD: abandonment. animal cruelty. people ripping off other peoples tattoos.

HOBBIES: smoking weed. arts and crafts. puggle snuggles.

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:penelope. my cell phone. sundresses. marijuana. soda pop.

VICES: starbucks and dirty porn

THOUGHTS ON SG: I love it

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME: WITH PENELOPE and perving on hot naked bitches

BANDS:

  1. Atmosphere
  2. Flobots
  3. Citizen Cope
  4. Lauryn Hill/The Fugees
  5. Sia
  6. Bob Marley
  7. Notorious B.I.G.
  8. Dessa/Doomtree
  9. A Fine Frenzy
  10. Felt (Murs and Slug)

FILMS:

  1. Pineapple Express
  2. Braveheart
  3. Sucker Punch
  4. Water For Elephants
  5. Where The Wild Things Are
  6. Inception
  7. The Hangover
  8. Across the Universe
  9. Inglourious Basterds
  10. The Hunger Games

BOOKS:

  1. the entire Hunger Games series

TV SHOWS:

  1. Weeds
  2. Sons of Anarchy
  3. True Blood
  4. Dexter
  5. Friends
  6. Family Guy
  7. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  8. The Office
  9. Chelsea Lately
  10. American Dad

ARTISTS:

  1. Fabio Napoleoni

Saint Suicide

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/saint

AGE: 26 (Aug 26, 1986)

LOCATION: I'm lost

HOMETOWN: Dallas, Texas

MY FACEBOOK

CURRENT CRUSH: Spike Spiegel, my monster dog and Bernadette Peters in The Jerk.

STATS: Five-0

BODY MODS: more to come

HEROES: My momskie

GETS ME HOT: Hot water and zombies

FAVORITE POSITION: When you pull my hair

FANTASY: Salt and vinegar chips, gin and tonic, a book and a tub, Secretary and when you force me.

SIGN: STOP

MOST HUMBLING MOMENT: Peeing on myself but winning and that jiggle I just felt. Weird.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: starfucker

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hippy, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories

INTO: Movies, art, friends and time to myself

NOT INTO: excess

MAKES ME HAPPY: Warm blankets, warm tubs, Swedish fish and small things like shiny rocks

MAKES ME SAD: Award shows, road kill and animal cruelty

HOBBIES: Reading, hiking, being touristy

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: The dog, the boy, a pillow, toothbrush and slurpees

VICES: Clove cigarettes and slurpees

THOUGHTS ON SG: I like it

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME:Watching jon and kate plus 8 or driving around and listening to music really loud.

BANDS:

  1. Tool
  2. A perfect circle
  3. QOTSA
  4. Clutch
  5. Deftones
  6. Portishead
  7. Radiohead
  8. Rage Against the Machine
  9. Jack Johnson
  10. Pantera (do the last two belong in the same world?)

FILMS:

  1. Amalie
  2. Raging Bull
  3. Angela
  4. The Progessional
  5. Irreversable
  6. Colorful
  7. 28 days later
  8. Secretary
  9. Y Tu Mama Tambien
  10. Caddyshack/Fletch/The Jerk

BOOKS:

  1. House of Leaves
  2. Naked Lunch
  3. Unbearable lightness of being
  4. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
  5. Delta of Venus
  6. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  7. Middlesex
  8. Atlas Shrugged
  9. Grendel
  10. Betting on the Muse

TV SHOWS:

  1. The Cosby Show
  2. Rob and Big
  3. FLCL
  4. This American Life
  5. The Moth
  6. RadioLab

ARTISTS:

  1. Theodor Geisel
  2. Camille Rose Garcia
  3. Jonathan Weiner
  4. Ray Caesar
  5. Sylvia Ji
  6. Mark Ryden
  7. Edward Gorey
  8. Buff Monster
  9. Jeff Soto
  10. Easo Andrews